$75 a night, not $500
“Yes, we’re very excited,” said the woman holding onto the cart with four large suitcases. “This is our first real vacation in four years.”
Apparently they needed a lot more clothing than me for their trip to Los Cabos, a place that rarely dips below 75F degrees at night. But extra baggage fees weren’t the real tragedy. I did the math based on current flight prices and where they said they were staying and figured their rare vacation was probably costing them at least $5,000.
“We get together with our old friends every four years at some beach resort area. We always say we’re going to do go somewhere else on our own in between, but there’s always something else we need to spend our money. S0 it never seems to happen. Thankfully this one is scheduled so it makes us get out of the house and take off.”
Good lord. I was just eavesdropping on this conversation while in the customs line at the airport, so I didn’t bust in, but I had so many questions I would love to ask. Like what are you spending all your money on that you can only take a vacation every four years? Why can’t you just take a shorter one every year within driving distance? Or go to another destination that is a fraction of the price of Los Cabos? What do you do with all that saved up vacation time? Sit around the house and watch TV?
More Travel on a Small Budget
No person who really loves to travel would wait four years to get away. As I’ve traveled around the world, I’ve met people who have very modest salaries who are spending weeks on the road. I’ve met bartenders, social workers, and teachers who have been to dozens of countries. The thing is, they’re not staying at this place:
I do stay at places like that as part of my travel writing job sometimes, on someone else’s tab, but there have only been a few times I’ve opened up the wallet to pay for them. Like most contrarian travelers, I know how to use a calculator and I know better than to follow the herds. I don’t assume that the way “most people” travel is the smart way to go. If a million people are willing to pay $500 a night for a hotel somewhere (in Los Cabos that won’t even be a luxury place), then I’m going to find the spot where I can get a similar experience for $100 a night instead.
Those hotels are not hard to find. They may not have six pools with a swim-up bar and a room that’s bigger than your apartment, but they’ll be quite nice if you are in the right destination. Two weeks ago I was researching an article on hill stations in India and was finding big, nice hotels with pools for less than 30 bucks. In 2018!
Even in Mexico, choosing Mazatlan or Puerto Escondido is going to chop your beach vacation budget in half compared to the top resort areas. Head into the interior and your budget can drop by another third or half. Head down to Nicaragua or Guatemala and it’ll drop again. Ease up on the star level of your hotel and the next thing you know, that $5,000 will last two people six or eight weeks of travel instead of six nights getting sunburned and paying for overpriced excursion tours.
Hey, I do get the appeal if you just want to lay around and de-stress for a while. I’ve spent my own money on an all-inclusive resort that will make the family happy. Plus when I twice won stays at those kinds of resorts in Puerto Vallarta and Ixtapa, I was happy to accept. We had a blast and few things make me happier than a non-stop open bar.
But if I had to wait four years to take a vacation just to get that kind of walled-off experience? No thanks. I’d rather take off eight times and ratchet back the marble and infinity pools.
For a beach break that won’t break the bank, see this post on the cheapest beach destinations to escape to from the USA and Canada.