It’s time to take a break from serious travel advice again and just have a laugh, this time from Thailand. Sure, I take lots of scenic photos when I travel, but I revel in the silliness even more sometimes.
First up, there are a lot of things you’re not supposed to do in a Bangkok taxi cab. Some of them may make plenty of sense to foreigners, some may produce a scratching of the head.
That spiky thing, if you haven’t been to this part of the world, is a very smelly fruit called a durian. The throwing up guy is kind of funny though because really, has anyone ever thrown up in a cab on purpose?
This other one is a bit stranger. No mooning is funny in itself, but a dog with sunglasses? Does that mean no blind dogs that need another seeing eye dog? And is that last one just a cigarette…or some kind of drug inhalation device?
Next up, no, I did not take a photo of meditating monks all gathered together. These are creepy lifelike statues of (apparently) well-known Thai monks you can buy as souvenirs and put on your shelf.
It’s been a rough few weeks in the usual powder kegs of the world as an obscure amateur video that poked fun at a certain religion’s founder sparked riots among the faithful. We should all give thanks that the Buddhists are so much more level-headed.
I traveled through Southeast Asia with a pair of Pickpocket Proof Pants from Clothing Arts. I knew I’d be navigating crowded markets, walking dark streets at night, and visiting sites frequented by clueless tourists. So I figured there would be more than a few pickpockets about looking for an easy target. Still, I was perplexed by this sign I encountered several times at the Grand Palace in Bangkok.
So…all the pickpockets that might be milling about are foreigners, not locals? How did they all get in there? Did they pay the hefty $13 admission fee like the rest of us, expecting to turn a big enough profit to make up for it? They must be very successful if so…
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stephen
Sunday 27th of January 2013
These signs are great, but the ones I like best are the unintentional spelling errors either on the handwritten or printed signs.
On the island of Koh Chang to the South East of Bangkok there is a menu sign on the main beach showing all kinds of seafood. Grilled fish, steamed fish with chillies, crabs and other types of shell fish and then right in the middle was a dish called yum schwartz.
There is no way that this is a Thai seafood dish, but I couldn't for the life of me work out what the correct name would be. I guess the only way to find out would be to order a couple of plates of yum schwartz and find out firsthand. Still it has got me intrigued and causes a laugh when ever we go to a Thai restaurant and think back.
Varun Malhotra
Thursday 27th of December 2012
most funny sign I ever saw on a cab.:D can't stop laughing
rubin pham
Tuesday 6th of November 2012
this is the most funny blog article i have ever read!
Laurie
Thursday 11th of October 2012
These signs make me laugh.
Lauren
Tuesday 9th of October 2012
Love the no farting sticker, that's pretty funny.