Offbeat Ways to Get Ready for Extended Travel

Most people I’ve met who are backpacking around the world are adjusting reasonably well, but a fairly large segment struggles, especially in the first month or two. The ones who have it worst are the ones who leave London and land in the chaos of India with fresh shiny backpacks, ready to be scammed. It’s not fun getting ripped off badly within 24 hours of arrival.

Here are some novel things to do before you take off that will get you ready for a trip that is planned for months, a year, or more. Try these and you’ll have that worldy-wise, grizzled seen-it-all look about you from the start instead of the deer caught in headlights look.

1) Wear the same two outfits for a week. The wardrobe you have stuffed into a backpack will be limited. Get used to it.

2) Eat in the very cheapest ethnic restaurants in your city. Find the hole-in-the-wall places where you live, the ones where you see that particular ethnic group dining. If they failed a health inspection or two in the past, even better. They’ll give you a little taste of your upcoming dining experiences.

3) Eat at street stalls. Whether your city has hot dog carts, falafel stands, taco trucks, or something else, spend a few days straight eating lunch at these places. You will be getting lots of meals this way when you’re a budget backpacker on the move.

4) Spend a night in the worst motel you can find, either in your own town or when you take a road trip/weekend getaway. Odds are, this motel will still be better than many of the places you will be spending your nights, especially if it has hot water. Which brings us to…

5) Take nothing but cold showers for a week. Sure, it sucks, it’s uncomfortable, but it’s reality in much of the world if you’re on a shoestring budget. At the cheapie guesthouses level, hot water can double the price of your room. You won’t have it regularly, especially in tropical places.

6) Spend the afternoon walking around with a loaded backpack. Stuff everything you were planning on taking with you into your backpack, walk out the door, and keep going. Don’t forget that other smaller bag that will hold your gadgets, books, etc. if you’re taking one of those too. Walk for a half hour at a time, take a short break, and do it again. Stop somewhere and get something to eat, finding a place to put down that big pack and whatever else you’re carrying. If possible, come back on the public bus. There was your simulation of a day on the move.

7) Pay for everything with cash and keep track of your expenses. You will be on a budget and you will need to keep monitoring that budget to see if you’re on track.

8) Hoard your change. This exercise will feel the silliest at home, where every store always has change, but things will change in a hurry when you’re in developing countries (even Mexico), so get used to holding onto all those small bills and coins.

9) Turn off the cell phone, iPhone, or crackberry and open your senses. It pains me more than anything to see travelers staring at the little blue screen or thumbing out text messages while wonderful things are going on around them in a place they’ve never been before. (It’s also like putting a sign on their back that says, “I’m distracted. Rob me!”) Yes, I know, social media can be addictive, so break the habit now. Get some practice now experiencing, learning, and observing with no interruptions instead of cranking out more forgettable chatter. Spend a whole day having real face-to-face conversations with all gadgets turned off.

10) Navigate a new neighborhood or city. Land in a new place, bring or get a map, and spend the day finding places on foot and by bus or subway. Walk into areas that make you feel uncomfortable—though you probably want to do this in the daytime.

I doubt you can find a place with a squat toilet like you see in the photo above, but if you can get some practice on it. If not, go camping for a weekend and practice your squatting position in the woods. Work those leg muscles in the gym—you’ll be using them a lot just to go to the bathroom.

  1. Jillian

    Your toilet picture made me laugh out loud. That is maybe one of the cleanest squat toilets I’ve seen. haha. Excellent suggestions!

    • tim

      Well, I must confess that squat toilet is from someone’s apartment, not a cheap hotel. It’s where the mother of the author was living in this Morocco travel story.

  2. Kiki

    Love the advice, but it’s got me thinking… If I did all of those things before I traveled, I just may never want to leave home! It will make my hometown seem much more exotic.

  3. V

    Sounds like ninja training to me.

    It’s a pretty cool article if you ask me, nice job.

  4. Marina

    the cold shower bit reminded me of the time when i lost my towel, had no money for a new one and used toilet paper to dry myself of after cold showers. challenging task i might add…

    • tim

      Marina, that is harsh! I didn’t even mention the Indonesian “mandi” scene in that article. The water is cold, but it’s not a shower: it’s a bucket of water and a big scoop to dump it over your head. Brrrrr!

  5. Jessie

    Great list.
    I wonder if you could street stall train for stomach strength since gut troubles will put you in the situation of emergency navigating an unfamiliar neighborhood with your loaded backpack while fumbling for change enough for toilet paper/bathroom entry and praying nothing happens to one of your two pairs of pants.

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